ImpishApe.com

We're all Apes.
I'm just a little impish.

SPECIMEN No. 0019FIELD LABEL
Homo sapiens var. impishus
COMMON
impish ape
LOCAL
khanabadosh (nomad)
HABITAT
concrete jungles of south india
LOCOMOTION
bicycle — ~100 km, most weekends
motorcycle — 3,000 km
DIET
history, philosophy, psychology
MATING CALLS
guitar, piano
BEHAVIOUR
teases, retreats to a corner, learns something new
SIGHTINGS
(not talking)